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The DEAD BEAT Hall of Fame of ColoradoGuy.com!
(Read Up On The Nine Members Voted Into The Dead Beat Hall of Fame!)
- Bernie (Steve's long-time best friend from New Jersey who hardly ever posts on the forums)
- Laloo (Former forum "regular" and Hair Consultant candidate in Arizona who never visits anymore)
- Alamosa Girl (College student and fired Hair Consultant who only visits when she doesn't have a boyfriend)
- Cheyenne Rose (Really fun "regular" in 2002 & 2003, but never visits anymore; Has plenty of excuses these days)
- Dave Beers (Guru on the Politics Forum stopped posting because wife wanted him to focus more on work)
- Clint Lewis (Another Politics Forum "regular" who practically "vanished" for no known reason)
- Little Blue Fish (Anne) (Well-adored "regular" who never visits anymore; Gives lots of excuses)
- Mountain Lover Laura (Regular who "dropped off the face of the earth" when she met her man)
- Keema (Well-loved "regular" from Arkansas; Rumors are she's consumed by a boyfriend.)
- Holger From Germany (Witty and funny German visitor who "disappeared" with no explanation or reason)
- States of Hawaii and Alaska (States where residents showed great disdain for this web site and my friends)
Why Are There So Many Dead Beats In My Life?!
So you're asking: What is a dead beat? What is this all about?
Dead beats are vital members of the ColoradoGuy community
who have the weakness of going on unexplained "disappearing acts"
for long periods of time. Dead beats are typically really cool people who connect
in meaningful ways with others on the forums, but eventually they
break people's hearts because of their dead beat behavior.
You may notice dead beats usually have an arsenal of "good excuses"
to explain away why they're gone. "I've been busy", "Work has been a hassle",
"I've been consumed with (fill in the blank)", "My computer hasn't been working" ... Blah, blah, blah, blah!
Personally, I didn't know what to do with all the dead beats in my life, and so I created
this page to honor all of the inductees into the Dead Beat Hall of Fame.
Every August, inductees are placed into the hall of fame. This year,
Keema, Holger From Germany and the states of Alaska and Hawaii have been
added to the list.
Congratulations to all of the Colorado Guy Dead Beats! Bernie, Laloo, Alamosa Girl, Clint Lewis, Dave Beers, Cheyenne Rose, Little Blue Fish, Mountain Lover Laura, Keema, Holger, Alaska and Hawaii!
Love, Steve :)
Two In "Consuming" Relationships Inducted Into the Hall of Fame (August 14, 2006)
||Little Blue Fish - I met Anne
in April 2004 and to this day I consider her a dear friend. She joined the forums
and particularly wrote many very insightful posts on
the Dating & Relationships
Forum. Anne also attended much of the 2005 ColoradoGuy Festival and everyone was
impressed with how fun she is. Sadly, Anne slipped away and used the excuses
that 1) she was busy with work, 2) her computer at home wasn't working and 3) she had
gotten married. Everyone misses Ms. "Little Blue Fish" a lot! :(
||Mountain Lover Laura lives in midwest and for over a
year posted daily about her love for Colorado. Everyone really liked her because of her
kindness and personality, and she even visited Colorado in 2005!
Regretably, Laura "pulled a Alamosa Girl" (see Alamosa Girl below) when
her postings dropped off significantly after she began dating a guy whom she eventually married.
She continually used the excuse that she was busy spending time with her love,
even though there are many other regulars in relationships who visting the forums regularly.
:( Mountain Lover Laura is still missed by many to this very day and we hope she will come back soon!
Second Round: Three More Inductees Into the Hall of Fame (August 18, 2005)
||Cheyenne Rose was a daily visitor on the forums in 2002 and 2003,
and was so much stinkin' fun! In fact, Steve met up with Cheyenne Rose and her friends in October 2003 to
celebrate Halloween at her house. Soon after, Cheyenne completely stopped visiting or posting on the forums,
and Cheyenne frequently gives the excuse that she's "too busy" with work and school. Apparently
it's too much for Cheyenne to spend even a couple of her precious minutes on the Internet giving
brief updates on her life on the Friendship Board. Oh well, at least I get to talk to her on the phone sometimes! :(
Links With Cheyenne: Texas Pictures, Texas Halloween '03
||Dave Beers (left) and Clint Lewis (right) are two good buddies
of mine who also live in Manitou Springs.
They both came on around the same time (late 2003?) and frequently posted thoughtful and
interesting writings on the Politics Forum. Well,
sometime after the Bush/Kerry election, both Dave and Clint dropped off the face of the earth!
What's Dave's excuse? His wife is disallowing him to visit
other sites during the day (he works at home), so he can focus more
on work. As for Clint, nobody really knows. I think I remember him e-mailing me with
the "busy with work" excuse to explain his absence
... but who knows? I know I speak for many in saying we miss both Dave and Clint! :(
The First Inductees Into the Dead Beat Hall Of Fame (July 11, 2004)
||Now Bernie is my best friend from New Jersey.
We went to high school together and have kept in touch really well. Occasionally, Bernie would visit
the forums in spurts and because he's so cool, everyone would think he's just great. But then
Bernie would "pull a Bernie" (a term many use on the forums) and he would completely disappear for months
and months at a time. Bernie's latest excuse
is that he has a baby daughter now, which apparently means he can't even find just five minutes out of his day to visit
the Friendship Board to give an update
and show us photos of his cute baby daughter. Links With Bernie: New Jersey shore, Island Beach State Park, Brooklyn, Central Park, Aspen Roadtrip, '04 Festival
||"Laloo" was a daily visitor of the forums in 2003
and 2004 and even ran for Hair Consultant, finishing in second place. But then Laloo
turned into a complete dead beat even though she wasn't necessarily upset with anyone. Laloo moved to Arizona in late 2004 and
used the excuse that she didn't have her computer hooked up as the reason for ignoring us. She also gave the
"great excuse" that she's
not allowed to visit web sites like this at work. Sheeeesh! Links with Laloo:
Laloo's '04 campaign, Is Laloo a DQ?, Laloo endorses Kelly in '05
||Alissa, known as "Alamosa Girl", was a
really fun regular on the forums in 2002 and 2003. But then Alamosa Girl began dating a guy
and dropped much of her other social activities and "dissed"
the ColoradoGuy forums. We all still miss her, and Alissa pops
her head in here and there, but you can count on Alamosa Girl being a dead beat (labeled the "Dead Beat Hair Consultant")
... because when she finds her next boyfriend, say "bye bye" to Alamosa Girl! :( Links With Alamosa Girl: Alamosa Girl Wins '03 HC election, Manitou Mineral Springs, Pikes Peak Highway '03, No-Show Dead Beat at BBQ, Alissa Fired
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