Hi folks! The 2002 Hair Consultant Campaign Has BEGUN! Woo-hoo! Voting will happen from April 17-20, so we still have some time. In fact, February is the month for interested candidates to register on the ballot! Oh, and the electoral college is complete! :)
Donna Ward Is Running Again For Hair Consultant!
February 2, 2002
MANITOU SPRINGS, CO -- Donna Ward is back ... and with a vengence!
With the position of Hair Consultant vacant
and up for grabs in the upcoming April 2002 election,
Donna Ward announced her candidacy in her
Manitou Springs home.
Appearing relaxed as she poured coffee in her kitchen, Ward
declared her determination to be Steve's next Hair Consultant.
"You bet I'm running for Hair Consultant …
I've got to. Someone needs to make sure
you're doing the right things with your
hair." exclaimed Donna.
Ward, who served as Steve's 5th Hair Consultant in
1999, did not share specific hair-related policies
for Steve's long, naturally curly hair, but she
did disclose her campaign slogan: An Exciting Time for Steve's Hair.
Donna is best known for feeding Steve with her home-cooked food on
many occasions and her principled - and sometimes outspoken - stand
against Steve wearing his hair in a pony tail.
Donna, a married Manitou Springs resident and mother
of three, claimed she learned a lot from last year's
election, when she unsuccessfully challenged incumbent
Hair Consultant, Dawnn. If she wins this time,
she will be sworn-in as the 9th Hair Consultant ever
to serve Steve's hair. At this time, Ward is only
known candidate but others are expected to announce
before the March 1 deadline.
"I think it's great (that) Donna is running, but if
she loses again," explained Steve, "she'll be compared to
John Elway when he lost all those Super Bowls."
With the exception of Donna's oldest son Eric,
who also did not support her in 2001, all members
of the Ward family support Donna's candidacy.
"I really want my Mom to be Hair Consultant
because I don't want her to be upset like the
way she was last year." said 10-year-old Amber Ward.
If the Ward campaign needs any encouragement, it
should be pleased with the newly reapportioned electoral
college, which demonstrates greater voting power to districts
she is popular in: Manitou Springs (54 electoral votes)
and Spice of Life Café (21 electoral votes).
Steve originally met Donna and her family when he spent countless
hours inside her coffee shop, Stanley Arbuckle's. After Steve spent
so much time in the shop pitying himself and 'drowning his sorrows' in coffee,
Donna named a sandwich after him on her menu. Sadly, her business
closed in 1999 when the building she rented was condemned.
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