Candidate Martha Announces She's Growing Her Hair Long Too: "Steve's Hair Consultant Should Have Long Hair Herself!"February 12, 2003
DALLAS, TX - Hair Consultant candidate Martha
announced that she has begun to grow her hair really long to be a
moral support and encouragement to Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi in his
quest for super long hair.
"This will be lotz of fun. We can grow out our hair together!" stated
Martha recently in the ColoradoGuy.com chat room.
Martha claims she once had hair "down
to her butt" over three years ago. Since then, she has regretted cutting it.
One of the main responsibilities of Hair Consultant is
providing guidance for Steve as he grows his hair out long - a task that
many past Hair Consultants have failed miserably to accomplish.
Martha's long hair plan is considered a new and innovative strategy by many should
she be elected Hair Consultant in the upcoming election in April.
"I'm all for (Marisa growing her hair long). You know, I kinda like
girls with super long hair too." replied Steve, who appeared impressed
with Martha's campaign statement.
Martha's plan to grow her hair long seperates herself from her two candidates,
Alissa "AlamosaGirl" Rusk and Christian Stewart. Rusk's hair hardly reaches her
shoulders and she has made no mention that she even wants her hair longer. Stewart, the only male candidate in this election year, is probably in a worse predicament with his short and mundane "guy haircut."
"I think it's about time that Steve has a Hair Consultant who has long hair herself
... how could someone with short hair even consider being Steve's Hair Consultant?
The Hair Consultant should have long hair, period!" stated Martha.
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