MANITOU SPRINGS, CO -- The Hair Consultant campaign is heating up, and Candidates Laloo and Phil are going at it!

Hair Consultant candidate Phil McWilliams blasted Laloo as a "fluff candidate" and "phony" who has no concrete plan to help Steve grow his hair long, as he spent time at Spice of Life Cafe in Manitou Springs this afternoon. Phil's words were prompted when he learned that Laloo mocked him last week as "jealous of Steve's hair."

"That woman has no business saying that. I'm not jealous of Steve's hair." said Phil, "This is just like politics: Laloo is a 'fluff candidate' and she'll be just like other failed Hair Consultants if she's voted in."

"What is her plan to help Steve with his hair? She doesn't have a plan. That's because she's all fluff and no substance. What a phony!" said Phil, in his usual straight-shooting and occasionally vulgar fashion.

Phil Orders Steve To See New Hairdresser

Earlier in the week, Phil convinced Steve to make an appointment with a reputable hair stylist in Old Colorado City (the historic area of Colorado Springs), who was recommended by "Elf Child" (see Mocha, Rejection) a local Manitou resident who supports Phil.

Steve's appointment is for next weekend, and he believes changing hair stylists might be a good idea. "The folks at the Marcia's Hair World are really awesome, and it's really nothing against them, but I think it's just time for a change." explained Steve.

"See? I'm already helping Steve with his hair, whether I'm elected Hair Consultant or not." said Phil, "What has this California woman done for you?"

"My policy is simple: One, go to your hairdresser and follow all recommendations to a 'T'. Two, I'll do whatever the (expletive) I need to, to make sure you do it, and that could include hurting you physically. I'm tired of all this Hair Consultant shit." he said to Steve.