ORANGE COUNTY, CA -- In direct response to Phil McWilliams' personal attacks that she's a "phony" and "fluff candidate", Hair Consultant Candidate Laura "Laloo" Johnson went on the offensive by calling Phil a "foul-mouthed punk" who would be an "embarrassment to the ColoradoGuy web site" if elected Hair Consultant.

"This kid is a foul-mouthed punk. Plain and simple. People who swear or either stupid or too lazy to use their intellect to pick proper vocabulary words. Get with the program Phil."

"As for him calling me a phony, this kid doesn't even know me. It sounds like he's sending out the pack of dogs to smear me because he knows I'm going to win." wrote Laloo, in an e-mail to Steve.

Laloo and her campaign supporters are fuming at Phil's self-promotion over assisting Steve with making an appointment with a well-known hairdresser in Colorado Springs. "Who does (Phil) think he is? Laloo would tell you to go to a hairdresser regularly too!! She would want to know that you are using the right products also." said Beth W. of Falcon, Colorado.

"Of course, I recommend that he goes to a hairdresser regularly. That's a given." said Laloo.

Regarding Phil McWilliams' use of foul language in his press releases, Steve admitted that Phil used the "F" word, which was blotted out by the term "(expletive)" in the Fluff Candidate article. Phil's foul mouth has created controversy over whether the "SH" word is appropriate for this web site. "I'm a little troubled by it, but I've got to stay neutral regarding this election." said Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi, the webmaster.

Furthermore, Laloo supporters contend that Phil is using his "tough guy" image (by showing off of his tattoo, for example) like the way phony politicians do.

"If you're not happy with all his swearing, just remember, if this punk gets elected, we'll be putting up with this all year. He'll be an embarrassment to the ColoradoGuy web site." warned Laloo, "However, if you vote for me, I promise to always be friendly and civilized, and I'll make sure he see his hairdresser regularly as well."

"We're friendly here ... and this punk needs to know that we don't talk like that." added Laloo.

Phil's ruthless attacks on Laloo, coupled with receiving the endorsement of ex-Manitou Springs Mayor Bud Ford last week, pushed him to the top in the latest ColoradoGuy.com poll, with Phil ahead with 35% of the vote, Laloo 26%, Undecided 24% and Chris 15%.

Actual voting for the election happens on April 15-18. Visit HAIR CONSULTANT Dot Org for all details regarding the upcoming mid-April election.