NAMPA, IDAHO - Hair Consultant candidate Sarah (right photo), the 18-year-old high school student in Idaho, was labeled a "brown noser" who has been "kissing up" to people to get their votes.

"Sarah is a brown noser!" typed a person in the chat room under a condition of anonymity, "I'm tired of her acting like she knows it all, when she really doesn't know squat."

"I've noticed that too. Sarah is all about image ... she kisses up to people just like the teenager she is. I really hope she doesn't win." wrote Shelley in Dallas, Texas.

According to the ColoradoGuy.com press, Sarah has been frequently prancing around the discussion forums and "brown nosing" with male regular visitors such as Tom in Florida (i.e. "Cigar Smoking Man") and teenage boys on the Poetry Forum who secretly have a crush on her.

"She's all about using her looks and her blonde hair, but there's not much else to her." added Shelley.

Sarah Is "Boy Crazy" And "Needs To Get a Life!"

With an onslaught of criticism that Sarah is an emotionally immature teenager with no life experience who "brown noses" people for votes, Sarah was not available to comment.

"That's probably because she's wasting time on the Dating Forum complaining about her boy crazy escapades." wrote Joe S., "Sarah needs to get a life!"

(Adjacent photo: Sarah with Nick, Lars and Bernie at the 2004 ColoradoGuy Festival while having a strange looking facial gesture.)

Even Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi, who has not endorsed a candidate, expressed his disapproval about Sarah's brown nosing behaviors. "I've seen how Sarah acts around Ben (the current Hair Consultant). It's kind of nauseating to see them two in cahootz."

Many consider the 2006 Hair Consultant campaign to be dirtiest election in history. For example, Florida Pete was blasted as a "sell out" for having short hair, and was smeared and ridiculed for voting for Mike Dukakis as a young adult in 1988. Sarah has been criticized as "stupid" and "annoying" by an anonymous committee known as the We Hate Sarah Committee. She has also had pictures of her face distorted so that her forehead looks unusually large and grotesque.

Also, candidate Dave Ortiz slammed all of the candidates as "pitiful" for allegedly not having a ColoradoGuy.com bumper sticker on their vehicles, only to realize Sarah and Pete do have them on their vehicles. Lastly, the fourth candidate Chris Teipel was criticized by many because of his refusal to participate in the discussion forums or the chat room debate. Consequently, Chris is not considered a viable candidate and polls indicate he is garnering just 2% of the vote.

Visit the 2006 Hair Consultant election page for details about the upcoming Hair Consultant election. Voting happens from April 13-16, and all are encouraged to vote.