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Anonymous "We Hate Sarah" Committee Ridicules Sarah In Ads

Banner Ads Claim Sarah Is "Stupid" And "Annoying" (March 24, 2006)

BUENA VISTA, COLORADO - The nasty attack ads are only getting worse! :(

An anonymous group known as the We Hate Sarah Committee purchased anti-Sarah campaign ads reading "We Hate Sarah," "Sarah Is Annoying" and "Sarah Is Stupid!"

The group, purportedly determined to see that Hair Consultant candidate Sarah B. is not elected as Steve's top encourager and coach to reach his long hair goals, also had an attractive photo of Sarah twisted and deformed to make her look just awful!

"I am appalled! It is reprehensible for them to say such mean things against Sarah." wrote Darlene in Atlanta, Georgia, who has e-mailed Steve to complain about the recent negative campaigning.

Sarah, upon seeing the ad, wrote on the Friendship Board: "If I am stupid and annoying, that really says something about the person who put that banner up."

Tempers Flare With Negativity And Accusations

Tempers and accusations continued to flare with people guessing who specifically was behind buying the ads, and Steve even received a flurry of disapproving e-mails from "uptight people" who will not be voting to boycott the election.

Steve refused to disclose the person(s) who are part of the We Hate Sarah committee, but a short press release was submitted to Steve to be reprinted on this web site:

"We are against Sarah because she is stupid and annoying. Our belief is ANYONE BUT SARAH! Steve, you need someone to help you with your hair, and Sarah is too dumb to help you. Please people - do not vote for Sarah!!!"

"It's like they never got out of that high school mentality. They still have to put others down to feel better about themselves. And if it helps their self-esteem, then by all means, let them spend money to bag on me. Doesn't bother me either way." added Sarah, while in the chat room.

Just yesterday, Sarah was ridiculed for being a "stupid and stubborn teenager" who has refused to put a ColoradoGuy.com bumper sticker on her car, for fear that her high school friends will make fun of her. Additionally, the negativity continued when fellow candidate Florida Pete was mocked as "spineless" and a "sell out" for cutting his hair short to impress co-workers and his wife in the 1980's.

"I agree there's a high school mentality to the attack of Sarah, but I'm still pretty upset that she hasn't agreed to put a bumper sticker on her car." reflected Steve.

As seen in the left photo above, a large horizontal banner ad was placed on the Friendship Board. Also, there was another photo of Sarah that with some tampering, gave her an unusually large forehead and left cheek bone.

"If we can convince even just one person to not vote for her, then we have done our job." added the leader of the We Hate Sarah committee.

This year's Hair Consultant election will be held on April 13-16, 2006, and all are encouraged to vote. Visit the 2006 Hair Consultant election page to learn about all of the candidates and other details about the election.



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