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BIGHORN SHEEP PHOTOS - More Close-Ups In The Mountains!

BUENA VISTA, CO - The bighorn sheep were out yesterday and I captured a few close up photos of them along Cottonwood Pass Road. Folks, if you like these animals and their fascinating horns, don't pass up this picture gallery ... View Adventure

Bike Across America Day 27 - Graham, TX to Decatur TX (66 Miles)

NORTH TEXAS - I just finished writing about "Day 27" in my bicycle ride across America. I rode 66 miles to Decatur, Texas and meeting with the one and only Cheyenne Rose was clearly the highlight of the day ... Read More

"S MOUNTAIN" IN SALIDA - Grand Mountain Views To Start Morning

SALIDA, CO - I had not been up "S" Mountain in Salida in over two years and thought I would pay it a visit this morning. As always, the grand views of the Sangre De Cristo and Sawatch Mountains kept me busy with the digital camera ... View Adventure

TWIN LAKES, COLORADO: Plenty of Ice & Snow Remains!

TWIN LAKES, CO - This morning I visited three fishing points along the upper lake at Twin Lakes. It reached 43 degrees today and the snow and ice is melting, but it is going to take awhile. Enjoy my picture collection right here ... View Adventure

What's Your Altitude? Mine Is Probably Higher Than Yours!
I AM AN ALTITUDE SNOB AND I AM VERY PROUD!

ALTITUDE 8,127 FEET - I made a web site with a list of friends and acquaintences based on their altitude. Go through the list. Look with envy at those above you; Look with disdain at those below you. I am an altitude snob! (If you know me, be sure to get on the list!) ... Visit Web Site

Dry Ramen, Yogurt Pretzels & Candy Corn Soda FOR BREAKFAST!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Need new breakfast ideas? Well look no further than this web site! Steve created a new breakfast for himself this morning, feasting on dry clumps of ramen noodles and yogurt pretzels, then washing it down with candy corn flavored soda. "That's disgustingly bland. Matzo bell soup has more flavor that ... Full Coverage

LOVELAND PASS (alt. 11,990 Feet) - Lots of Snow!

NEAR ARAPAHOE BASIN SKI AREA, CO - I played "hookey" with attending church and instead made the leisurely drive past various ski towns and area to reach Loveland Pass. There is still a lot of snow up there on the Continental Divide, and so if you love snow, you really need to check out my photo gallery ... View Adventure

Snowy Scenery Photos In ST. ELMO, COLORADO!

ST. ELMO, CO - The snow is taking its good ol' time melting in the heart of the Sawatch Mountains. I made a quick visit to St. Elmo this afternoon to capture various pictures of the snow. The truck practically buried and surrounded in snow looked pretty neat ... View Adventure

Local Hike - MIDLAND HILL IN BUENA VISTA, COLORADO

BUENA VISTA, CO - Karen and I woke up fairly early to take on a moderate hike with grand morning views of the Sawatch Mountains. I dare say this particular hike is the best kept secret in Buena Vista. Enjoy the scenery in my pictorial ... View Adventure

LOCAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN ELK MAKE AN APPEARANCE!

BUENA VISTA, CO - I was taking my routine picture of Mt. Princeton this morning when I noticed a herd of 45 elk across the dirt road. I labored for the next half hour to get as close as possible to photograph them. Check it out! ... View Adventure

Another Day Of Snowfall In Colorado's Mountains - April 9, 2008

NEAR BUENA VISTA, CO - It is our third day in a row of snowfall in the Collegiate Peaks region. This morning I paid a visit along Cottonwood Pass Road and light snow flurries turned into significant snowfall at just the right time. I did my best to take some snowy scenery photos! ... View Adventure

Roadside Bighorn Sheep Ewes - Cottonwood Pass Road

BUENA VISTA, CO - A cluster of six bighorn sheep ewes intently ate on the side of Cottonwood Pass Road yesterday afternoon. I finished with work, bored and with nothing to do, I stood there for quite awhile snapping pictures on the trafficless roadway. Bighorn sheep are awesome. They rock the house! ... View Adventure

Wintery Colorado Bike Ride - ASCENT TO TROUT CREEK PASS!

CHAFFEE COUNTY, CO - It was my first decent bike ride in Colorado! Trout Creek Pass is a comparatively easy pass between Johnson Village and Hartsel near the Buffalo Peaks Range. I enjoyed the ride and hope I captured some decent Colorado scenery photos for your enjoyment ... View Adventure

STEVE TEARFULLY ADMITS LYING ABOUT BIKE TRIP!
Bike Trip Never Happened; Steve Made It Up To Impress Women!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve tearfully admitted that his conscious weighed heavily this morning and that he needed to admit that the entire supposed bicycle ride across America was a lie. It never happened and he fabricated the entire adventure to impress women and gain a lot of attention from people. "I don't blame you if you never believe anything I ever say again." he stated ... Full Coverage

Snowy Scenery at Cottonwood Lake - Buena Vista, Colorado

NEAR BUENA VISTA, CO - It has indeed been warming up in the past week, but there is still plenty of snow in the heart of the mountains. Check out my snow photos from my wandering around Cottonwood Lake, nestled behind Mt. Princeton in the Sawatch Mountains ... View Adventure

Britton Hill (Altitude 345 Ft.) - FLORIDA'S HIGHEST POINT!

LAKEWOOD, FL - I had a completely free day in Jacksonville, Florida and a car rental to do whatever I wanted. Instead of wasting time at the beach, I did the "Colorado thing" by driving 310 miles into the western Florida panhandle to visit Britton Hill, Florida's highest point in the state ... View Adventure

Wandering Among Cacti - The Desert Botanic Garden (Phoenix, AZ)

PHOENIX, AZ - My bicycle ride across America brought me to Phoenix, Arizona situated in the wonderfully warm Sonora Desert. With an afternoon free, my friend Pete took me on a tour of the Desert Botanic Garden, a park run by a non-profit organization that gives a glimpse of the wonder the south Arizona desert has to offer ... View Adventure

Hecla Junction - A Quiet, Snowy Spot Along The Arkansas River

CHAFFEE COUNTY, CO - It was one of those sunny afternoon where I had to get out of the house, and I wound up visiting Hecla Junction, a popular portage area along the Arkansas River. The place was snow packed and I smoked a cigar ... View Adventure

Snowy Mountains In The Height Of Winter - ST. ELMO, COLORADO!

ST. ELMO, CO - It seemed very appropriate to visit St. Elmo in the mountains at least once while things are really snowy in what has been one of the snowiest and coldest winters in recent memory. Enjoy my photos of snowy scenes, snowy mountains and some historic buildings ... View Adventure

LOCALS SUPPORT STEVE'S BIKE RIDE WITH BISCUITS!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Who needs Wheaties or granola bars when you've got loads of biscuits? Steve's upcoming plans to bicycling across America gained a major boast when a local family sponsored him with a gift of a big ol' stash of homemade biscuits ... Full Coverage

Colorado Mountain Gallery - A Drive Through Westcliffe & Fremont County

WESTCLIFFE, CO - I do not consider this to be anywhere near the quality standard of this web site, but I thought I would at least put something new for your viewing pleasure. On Saturday, I made the drive to Canon City and wandered into Westcliffe and Custer County. See photos of Westcliffe, the Sangre De Cristo Mountains and the Wet Mountain region ... View Adventure

Rainbow Falls - A Hidden Waterfall In Manitou Springs, CO

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO - I was in the Pikes Peak region earlier this month and my friends Kelly, Lars and myself visited Rainbow Falls, a very pretty waterfall hidden next to a highway bridge. It is largely unknown to most people in the area ... View Adventure

Exploring Sand Canyon: Red Rock Canyon Open Space, Colorado Springs

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO - My friend Annika and I went on a hike inside the Red Rock Canyon Open Space area on the west side of Colorado Springs. We ventured off the trail and wandered on the icy and snowy creek bed of Sand Canyon. This park is often referred to as "Garden of the Gods without the cars" ... View Adventure

STEVE KISSES CACTUS TO START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT!

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO - Steve started off the year right when he kissed a thorny cactus inside a Manitou Springs shop. YAY! Happy New Year! 2008 is here and you are encouraged to do really happy things just like Steve did. Check it out! ... View Adventure

UGLY FIGURINE WON AT WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXCHANGE!

PARK COUNTY, CO - Steve very well may have won the ugliest white elephant gift in the history of the human race! He won a hand-sized figurine with gaudy designed flowers and butterflies held by thin metal coils ... Full Coverage

2007 Year In Photos - DEFINITELY A YEAR TO BE GRATEFUL!

2007 has come to an end and this is my year-end "photos of the year" page. I also write some sappy and reflective thoughts about my life and some of the things I am grateful for. Thank you so much for visiting this web site! ... Read More

WHITE CHRISTMAS CELEBRATE WITH OPEN TOED SANDALS!
(Steve Inspires Friends At Local Christmas Party)

BUENA VISTA, CO - Colorado had a white Christmas! Steve took an amazing step towards spreading Christmas cheer and inspiration to all of his friends when he wore open toed sandals during yesterday's snowfall. "When I saw you walk in the house wearing sandals caked with snow, I knew this Christmas was going to be a special day ... Full Coverage

HAIR CONSULTANT FIRED TWO DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
(Not Spending Time With Steve & No Hair Knowledge Cited)

BUENA VISTA, CO - Talk about receiving a lump of coals for Christmas! The Colorado Guy community was shocked yesterday when it was annouced that Hair Consultant Josh was fired just two days before Christmas. After sipping an eggnog latte, Steve was convinced it was the right move ... Full Coverage

SNOW PHOTOS - A Windy Morning After A Night Of Snowfall!

CHAFFEE COUNTY, CO - We received about three to six inches of snow overnight, just enough to put a fresh blanket of snow on the roads and mountain terrain. Wind was blowing quite hard over the Sawatch Mountains which created interesting conditions ... View Adventure

Oldie For Christmas Time: PIECE OF GARBAGE RANTING!

I was going through old video clips and thought I would refurbish the classic "Garbage Ranting" video clip just in time for Christmas. The video is larger now and I encourage you to enjoy this mix of me going off inside a home in Canon City, Colorado. Watch Video Clip

ASSORTED SNOW PHOTOS AND SCENES - Buena Vista, Colorado

BUENA VISTA, CO - After two long days of intense snowfall, I wandered around the area of Monday morning to photograph the snowy scenery and mountain views. Everything was pretty and covered in white! ... View Adventure

HAIR CONSULTANT JOSH SWORN-IN AS 18TH HAIR CONSULTANT!
("Florida Pete" Fired For Doing Nothing & One Month Absence)

BUENA VISTA, CO - There is a new Hair Consultant in town! Josh M., a former long-time Buena Vista resident who lives full-time in New Zealand, became Steve's newest Hair Consultant and vows to start a "new era" of positive encouragement for Steve. "I have always wanted to be Hair Consultant!" ... Full Coverage

Christmas Rope Lights Display - Buena Vista, Colorado

BUENA VISTA, CO - The Christmas lights display in Buena Vista has some kick-ass bright rope lights in the small town park along Highway 24. Last night, I snapped photos of the Christmasy decorations including an impressive Christmas saguaro cactus ... Full Coverage

STEVE MAINTAINS DIGNITY; AVOIDS KANSAS TURNPIKE!
(Alternative Route Found From Kansas City To Topeka)

EASTERN KANSAS - Insulted and stunned that the Kansas Turnpike has the gall to charge people money to drive in their scenery-challenged state, Steve found an alterate route from Kansas City to Topeka. He saved two dollars, but more imporantly, he kept his dignity ... Full Coverage

In Search Of Christmas Lights - KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI!

KANSAS CITY, MO - I spent an evening in the Kansas City area during my long trip across the country, and Kelly and I ventured around in search of Christmas light decorations. A suburban neighborhood in Olathe, Kansas won the prize for the best place to view bright and cheery Christmas lights. Check it out! ... View Adventure

NEW JERSEY: Playing Mahjong - Sandy Hook - Dunkin' Donuts!

Here is a picture collection of a few things I did in New Jersey while visiting family and friends. The Chinese game of mahjong had some very pretty tiles, the Sandy Hook beach area was quite nice, and Bernie and I had a great time visiting a Dunkin' Donuts. Yay! ... View Photos

Steve and Bernie at the HIGHEST POINT IN NEW JERSEY! (alt. 1,803 feet)

WANTAGE, NJ - Bernie and I drove to the northernmost corner of New Jersey to stand on High Point (alt. 1,803 feet), the highest point in the entire state. Bernie had a lot of fun making a snowman and posing in front of New Jersey street signs. Check it out! ... View Adventure

Three Days With A Minnesota Sugar Beet Farmer!

NEAR MOOREHEAD, MN - Western Minnesota is very flat farm country, but it has a very subtle beauty and peacefulness to it. I spent three days with my buddy Mark, a sugar beet farmer with over a thousand acres, an array of big trucks and some great tractors. Yeah baby! ... View Adventure

EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN IOWA!
Steve Experiences Uncontrollable Sobbing For Iowans

MONOWA COUNTY, IA - The thought of people living in Iowa for their entire lives was just too much for Steve, the webmaster of this web site. While driving yesterday throughout western Iowa, Steve broke down in uncontrollable sobbing as he became overwhelmed with sadness and pity for people who might live their entire lives there ... Full Coverage

A Day In Nebraska: Pioneer Museum and Hazard, Nebraska!

KEARNEY, NE - Andrea and I spent a full day wandering around central Nebraska and had a great time. We visited the Pioneer Village Museum and wandered around the small town of Hazard (population 66). I had a lot of fun imitating museum dummies and digged the chuckwagons on Nebraska state highway signs ... View Adventure

Video Clip: DRIVING ALONG IN CENTRAL NEBRASKA!

Andrea and I were cruising along the middle of nowhere in central Nebraska when I pulled out the digital camera for some fun. You're going to love all the scenery on the plains like you were right there with us! Check it out! Watch Video Clip (2 minutes, 13 seconds)

RIPS IN "BUTT AREA" OF THREE PAIRS OF STEVE'S PANTS!
(Most People Don't Notice Rips, But They Are Growing Larger)

BUENA VISTA, CO - Three pairs of pants in Steve's wardrobe have recently obtained rips in the "butt area," causing a lot of personal embarrassment for him as photos have been revealed on this web site. As usual, a flurry of feedback was given to Steve including to "Stop all the attention getting behaviors and buy new pants." ... Full Coverage

Bighorn Sheep & Mountain Views - Bicycling Around Leadville!

LEADVILLE, CO - I had planned a much more ambitious plan in bicycling to Tennessee Pass, but instead, I pedaled up and down the many hills in and around Leadville. Do check out my photos of bighorn sheep, Mt. Elbert and Mt. Massive ... View Adventure

The Pikes Peak Highway - A SCENIC DRIVE TO THE SUMMIT

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO - I had some free time in Colorado Springs on Saturday afternoon, and my buddy Scott and I made the leisurely and scenic drive along the Pikes Peak Highway. The views above timberline, of course, were amazing as always ... View Adventure

A TRIBUTE TO MY RIVETING LIVING ROOM WEB CAM!
(View My Gallery Of Semi-Funny Previous Web Cam Images)

I was going through a folder of web cam images over the past 16 months and created a photo gallery of either noteworthy or funny images taken by the web cam. Check 'em out! ... View Web Cam and Extra Photos

PAINFUL ARMPIT NOOGIES GIVEN ON COUCH!
Lisa and Steve Continue Fighting At Bible Study

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO - Childish fighting at a local Colorado Springs Bible study continued last night when Lisa began giving painful "armpit noogies" to Steve as they sat on the couch. Steve fought back by attempting to put her in a head lock, but Lisa grabbed Steve's stomach with her nails ... Full Coverage (This is an "oldie" from 2003.)

Historic Interlaken "Ghost Town" Resort - Twin Lakes, CO

TWIN LAKES, CO - I walked about two miles (each way) along the south side of Twin Lakes to reach the historic Interlaken Hotel & Resort area that pretty much is "ghost town" status. It was really pretty out there with great views of the lake and Mt. Elbert ... View Adventure

A HIKE IN THE SNOW - SNOWY POND AT THE DIVIDE!

NEAR COTTONWOOD PASS, CO - I was hoping to reach Lost Lake near Cottonwood Pass but the snow was deep enough to slow me down in my boots. I really should have been wearing snowshoes! Still, I captured some decent snow photos at a nearby unnamed pond. Winter has arrived in Colorado! ... View Adventure

ASPEN - INDEPENDENCE PASS - THE MAROON BELLS

NEAR ASPEN, CO - The one and only Elana was in the area and she wanted to visit the Maroon Bells. Now admittedly, we drove there to these well-photographed peaks, but it was such a nice adventure nonetheless. The autumn foliage around Aspen was pretty nifty too! ... View Adventure

Friday Afternoon Wandering Among Mountain Fall Foliage!

NEAR NATHROP, CO - I found myself driving about along Chaffee County Road 162 and was not even planning to take any pictures. However, the remaining autumn colors happening within the mountains compelled me to pull out the camera many times ... View Adventure

MARSHMELLOW CAKE SMASHED AGAINST FOREHEAD!
Worry And Anxiety Over Fantasy Football Match Blamed

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve smashed an orange marshmellow snack cake into his forehead this afternoon as an expression of the intense anxiety and worry he has today over his Week Five match up for his fantasy football team. Two Dallas Cowboys players will determine whether he wins or loses ... Full Coverage

Autumn Continues: Fall Foliage, Mt. Yale and Aspens!

BUENA VISTA, CO - We're past the peak for fall foliage viewing, but there is still plenty of color to enjoy. Here are today's autumn photos including Mt. Yale and bright aspens around the Cottonwood Pass area ... View Adventure

Scenic Drive From Florence To Victor: PHANTOM CANYON ROAD

NEAR VICTOR, CO - Lisa took me up Phantom Canyon Road for the first time, an old railroad grade that travels through a scenic canyon to the old mining town of Victor in Teller County ... View Adventure

Colorado Fall Foliage - VICKSBURG AND WINFIELD AREA!

SAWATCH MOUNTAINS - Ron and I ventured first along Cottonwood Pass Road for some fall foliage viewing, but our scenic drive to the "ghost towns" of Vicksburg and Winfield was where the autumn colors were really, really pretty! ... View Adventure

THE 2007 COLORADO GUY FESTIVAL RECAP PAGE

OURAY, CO - Enjoy the final page about the 2007 Colorado Guy Festival in Ouray. I wrote some sappy and sentimental things and include some extra photos and memories from the annual event. It was quite an enjoyable event in the mountains and many of you people missed out! ... Read More

CANDY GINGER BREAD HOME BECOMES CRACK HOUSE!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Talk about ghetto! The once attractive Christmas candy house at a local Buena Vista household was deemed uninhabitable and a replica of a "crack house in Detroit." The home had one side of the roof almost completely gone and the front door blown out of the entrance ... Full Coverage

2007 Festival: THE BARBEQUE AND CAMPFIRE GATHERING!

OURAY, CO - I made a collection of all photos from the Sunday of Labor Day weekend, which was a fun-filled day with visits to waterfalls in Ouray, the annual barbeque and a campfire with smores. I definitely captured some interesting photos! ... View Adventure

2007 Festival: IN-ACTION PHOTOS OF FRIENDS EATING!

TELLURIDE, CO - What would the Colorado Guy Festival be without some in-action photos of people eating?! One afternoon we dined at a Mexican place in Telluride and had a grand old time! ... View Adventure

2007 Festival: BLACK CANYON OF THE GUNNISON!

Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park

NEAR MONTROSE, CO - It was the last day of the 2007 Colorado Guy Festival, and with just five of us left, we ventured to the Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park for the afternoon. It's quite a large and rugged canyon, without the "tourist trap" feel and expenses of Royal Gorge ... View Adventure

A "Blue Collar" Fourteener?! - MT. ANTERO, COLORADO!

NEAR NATHROP, CO - On Tuesday morning, Derrick and I summited Mt. Antero in the Sawatch Mountains. When we began out hike at 7 a.m., temperatures were in the low 40's and it felt much colder with the windchill factor. The mountain views were wonderful as always! ... View Adventure

ELEVEN LICORICE RED VINES EATEN FOR BREAKFAST!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Talk about an amazing breakfast idea! Steve enjoyed eleven - yes eleven! - Red Vines for breakfast after obtaining a package of the red licorice twists the day before. ... Full Coverage

Steve Sings a Great Song: "IT'S WHAT MAKES ME ME!"

It was a long and enjoyable day with stops at Redstone, Independence Pass, Aspen and various waterfalls. On the way home, I tinkered with a new song idea in the car. Spontaneous music rocks the house! Watch Video Clip (2 minutes, 53 seconds)

Mt. Sneffels In The San Juan Mountains - Altitude 14,150 Feet

NEAR OURAY, CO - Jay and I summited Mt. Sneffels, a lofty "14er" located among the jagged San Juan Mountains. We camped at the Atlas Mill Campground and began out hike in Yankee Boy Basin. The scenery was amazing up there! ... View Adventure

BASEBALL AT COORS FIELD: Rockies 9, Dodgers 6

DENVER, CO - My parents were in downtown Denver this weekend and the highlight was attending a Colorado Rockies game at Coors Field. Baseball stadium pretzels are awesome too! ... View Adventure

RALPH LAUREN SHIRT REACHES 17 YEARS OF AGE!
(Steve Wears Shirt At Cafe; Others Celebrate Amazing News)

BUENA VISTA, CO - The Ralph Lauren shirt in Steve's wardrobe celebrated its 17th birthday yesterday with a emotional jubilation at a local cafe in Buena Vista. Amazingly, Steve purchased the black shirt when he was a teenager working in a department store in New Jersey ... Full Coverage

ALPINE TUNNEL: A Historic Railroad Through The Divide!

GUNNISON COUNTY, CO - Way up along a remote region of eastern Gunnison County lies the remains of a historic railroad grade and tunnel that went through a mountain on the Continental Divide. The mountain scenery, history and magic of the place made this visit a truly special one! ... View Adventure

2007 FIREWORKS - The Buena Vista Fireworks Show!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Check out some of my photos of fireworks from last night's show in Buena Vista. One particular firework has the almost surreal appearance of a male angel in there. You really need to check this out! ... View Adventure

COPY MACHINE BREAKS LOU GEHRIG'S RECORD!
Steve's Workplace Copier Prints Off 2,194 Sheets In a Row!

LITTLETON, CO - One of the most revered records of all time has been broken! The office copy machine at Steve's workplace broke Lou Gehrig's record of 2,130 by printing out 2,194 consecutive 8 x 11 copies last week. No doubt, this copy machine "raised the bar" for future copy machines ... Full Coverage

Lost Lake Near Cottonwood Pass At The Continental Divide!

NEAR COTTONWOOD PASS, CO - This is your standard Colorado mountain scenery page for the week. Early this morning, I made the short hike to Lost Lake, situated east of the Continental Divide south of Cottonwood Pass ... View Adventure

MY FIRST COLORADO CENTURY RIDE - 102 MILES!
(Buena Vista to Nathrop; Salida to the Great Sand Dunes)

My Monday was a wild one. 15 miles into my ride, my bike derailer hanger broke off, leaving me stranded, discouraged and likely not to do my century ride. Ah, but with the help of many, I was cycling again two hours later and reached the century mark far into the San Luis Valley near the Great Sand Dunes ... View Adventure

LITTLETON MAN ASSAULTED WITH BEAN BURRITO!
Teenager Pegs Steve's Co-Worker In Chest With Fast Food!

LITTLETON, CO - One of Steve's co-workers was pelted in the chest by a burrito this morning. Blake, an operations manager, was outside inspecting work when he was "assaulted" by the Mexican staple food by a teenager in a roadside car. He suffered no physical injuries - just initial shock and personal embarrassment from the event ... Full Coverage

Turner Peak Near The Great Divide - Alt. 13,232 Feet

COLLEGIATE PEAKS WILDERNESS, CO - Turner Peak does not get any respect or admiration because it stands next to many 14ers in the Sawatch Mountains. I had the entire mountain to myself this morning ... View Adventure

MAJOR FIGHT ON COUCH ERUPTS AT BIBLE STUDY!
Friend "Just About Had It" Over Unwanted Picture Taking

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO - A major fight on the couch erupted at a local Colorado Springs bible study when an aggravated woman's emotions were pushed over the edge after Steve had taken one too many unsolicited pictures during last night's weekly meeting. ... Full Coverage (This is an "oldie" from 2003.)

Grueling But Scenic Bike Ride To Independence Pass!

NEAR TWIN LAKES/ASPEN, CO - The bike ride from Twin Lakes to Independence Pass is scenic, mountainous and downright grueling among its eastern switchbacks, but I made it! Enjoy my photos from this really fulfilling trip ... View Adventure

STEVE SHOWS MAJOR FARMER'S TAN WITH PRIDE!
(Arms, Legs and Ankles Have "Gross" Tan Lines After Ride)

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve has a farmer's tan and he's showing it to the world! Steve proudly revealed his well-defined tan lines, frequently termed a "farmer's tan", to many of his friends yesterday at a local cafe and weekly church gathering ... Full Coverage

Video: IN SEARCH OF SNOWFALL AT COTTONWOOD PASS!

It was raining in Buena Vista, but my inner senses told me it was snowing in the mountains. So I drove up to Cottonwood Pass as quickly as possible. Check it out! (It's 95 seconds long. My apologies to dial-up users!) Watch Video Clip

A Snowy Wonderland: Snowshoeing At Independence Pass!

NEAR ASPEN, CO - I snowshoed for the very first time in my life this morning around Independence Pass. There is still plenty of snow up there with skiiers and snowshoers taking advantage of it all ... View Adventure

14 POUNDS OF GARBAGE & CRAP REMOVED FROM CAR!
Old Ketchup Packet On Dashboard; Car Deemed "Health Hazard"

CONTINENTAL DIVIDE, CO - Steve celebrated the opening of Cottonwood Pass by cleaning out his car and setting a new personal record by removing 14 pounds of garbage and crap from his vehicle. "Your car is a health hazard! I think you're a slob" said Brandi ... Full Coverage

BATH MAT HAS NOT BEEN WASHED IN NINE MONTHS!
Steve Confirms Rumors of Moldy & Dirty Bath Mat At Home!

Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi's poor housekeeping habits reached a new low today when he confirmed rumors that his bath mat has not been washed since receiving it as a gift over nine months ago. Yes you heard it: Nine long months ago! People shared their horror at such a ... Full Coverage

An Amazing Waterfall: Bridal Veil Falls In Telluride!

TELLURIDE, CO - Ski season is indeed over but there was still plenty of snow at and around Bridal Veil Falls, a large and stunningly majestic waterfall located east of the village of Telluride ... View Adventure

STEVE DRINKS FOOFY NON-FAT CARAMEL LATTE!
(Many Ridicule Him For Drinking Such a "Girlie Drink!")

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve had a "break down" yesterday when he ordered and drank a 20-ounce non-fat, decaffeinated caramel latte with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. The incident brought all sorts of ridicule to Steve, with many speculating why he would be so troubled to consume such a drink in the first place ... Full Coverage

STEVE CAUGHT USING NEIGHBOR'S WI-FI CONNECTION!
(Homeowner Found Him on Front Lawn With Laptop!)

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve was caught red-handed using the wireless Internet connection in front of neighbor's home, and was even photographed (adjacent photo) typing away on his laptop in public view. Kent, the homeowner who pays monthly for his wireless connection with his hard-earned money, was "taken aback" to see Steve busy on his laptop as he sat on his front lawn at 7:30 a.m. ... Full Coverage

"WEED WHACKER" WON AT LOCAL GOLF TOURNAMENT!
Prize Deemed "Useless" Per Steve's Refusal To Do Yard Work!

SALIDA, CO - Steve won a weed trimmer at a local Chaffee County golf tournament and fundraiser last week, but the prize is considered "useless" because of Steve's refusal to do any kind of yard work as a matter of principle ... Full Coverage

Oldie: BIG GULP STREAK REACHES 24 DAYS IN A ROW!
Steve Determined To Break Joe DiMaggio's Streak of 56!

LEADVILLE, CO - The 7-11 Super Big Gulp streak is on! Steve drank a 32-ounce Big Gulp (root beer) for the 24th day in a row today, and with no signs of letting up and feeling strong physically, the he is determined to break Joe DiMaggio's streak of 56 consecutive days ... Full Coverage

Watch Out Folks! U.F.O.'s ROCK! E.T. IS IN THE HOUSE!
(A Visit To The U.F.O. Watchtower In The San Luis Valley)

HOOPER, CO - I had just visited Zapata Falls in the San Luis Valley and felt quite compelled to check out the U.F.O. Watchtower and Information Center just off the highway in Hooper. It is quite an endearing place to hang out, enjoy the views, look at the stars and uh, you know ... View Adventure

427-242 LOPSIDED SCRABBLE MATCH TURNS UGLY!
Game Deemed An "Ass-Kicking"; Tanya Takes Loss In Stride

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve soundly defeated his cute brunette friend, Tanya, in a living room Scrabble match at his cabin last week. Things began with a "bang" when Steve's opening move of "REFRAIN" gained him 76 points to start the match. After just six rounds, the game was practically over with the score at 245-99. ... View Adventure

BACKWOODS LOCALS MAKE TRIBUTE TO STEVE!
Steve's Initials "SG" Etched In Concrete Next To Trailer Home!

Steve was honored today when his initials were etched in a concrete foundation of the home of Dave and Janelle, two "backwoods locals" who love visiting this web site. "I often tell people, 'Y'all need to visit ColoradoGuy dot com and see what he's up to!'" .... Full Coverage

KISSING OF LARGE CACTUS TURNS NASTY!
Thorns Scratch Arms; Steve Gets Hooked Against It!

TUCSON, AZ - What was first intended to be a friendly kiss of a cactus in the Arizona desert turned into a very nasty situation! Steve stupidly wrapped his arms around the cactus that scratched his arms, damaged his shirt and hooked him against the cactus for almost 30 seconds ... Full Coverage

MID-LIFE CRISIS ERUPTS IN SOUTHERN ARIZONA!
Steve Smokes Bad Cigars At Truck Stops To Cope!

BENSON, AZ - A so-called "mid-life crisis" has Steve engaging in some bizarre behaviors during his visit to southern Arizona. While some buy motorcycles, switch careers or dress like teenagers as a means of dealing with mid-life crisis issues, Steve has been habitually visiting remote Arizona trucks stops and smoking cheap cigars to cope with his crisis ... Full Coverage

CHUGGING OF COFFEE CREAMER BOTTLE GOES AWRY!
Steve Spits Up Halfway; Denies Doing It To Impress Girl!

BUENA VISTA, CO - An attempt to drink an entire bottle coffee creamer went awry when Steve spit up halfway through on a friend's front porch. Amidst criticism that he was being immature, Steve denied he did it to impress the girl he was with ... Full Coverage

MELTDOWN OVER ATONAL MUSIC ON MY SPACE PAGE!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve experienced a "meltdown" after playing really awful and disturbing music that was part of "Atonal Music Appreciation Month" on his myspace page. "Oh it just go so bad." explained Steve, "I started to freak out and I found myself getting mad and irritable for no apparent reason." ... Full Coverage

SPOTS OF SUNSCREEN ON STEVE'S FACE ALL DAY!
Many Mock And Ridicule Steve Over Embarrassing News!

The awful and embarrassing news stories continue! For five long hours yesterday, Steve partook in numerous chores in public and unknowingly had very embarrasing large white spots on his face from wearing sunscreen. Now Steve understands why people seemed to be treating him differently - as if he was a freak! ... Full Coverage

STOMACH CRUNCHES DONE AT OLD FAITHFUL GEYSER!

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WY - Steve showed amazing dedciation to abolishing his fat stomach known by the unflattering nickname of "Herman The Stomach" when he performed stomach crunches inside Yellowstone National Park at the Old Faithful Geyser ... Full Coverage

OUT OF CONTROL BANGING THINGS AGAINST HIS HEAD!
Steve Smashes Coffee Cake On Forehead; Admits "Problem"

BUENA VISTA, CO - Steve's smashing of things against his forehead has gone too far! Giddy that his DSL connection is working, Steve compulsively smashed a slab of coffee cake against his forehead in the mountains, and he plans to seek counseling to rid himself of this awful habit ...Full Coverage

RIPPED UP SNEAKERS WITH HOLES PHOTOGRAPHED!
Awful-Looking Sneakers Source Of Embarrassment For Steve

BUENA VISTA, CO - As if the ColoradoGuy.com press was trying to "dig up" embarrassing news about Steve, the webmaster of this web site, it was recently revealed in pictures just how ripped up and tattered Steve's sneakers were. Both of his sneakers have large gapping holes by his toes! ... Full Coverage

STEVE'S STOMACH IS BECOMING FATTER AND FATTER!
(Growing Gutt Named "Herman The Stomach" On Web Site)

The large and growing stomach of Steve has been named "Herman The Stomach" and is rapidly becoming a key player and influential entity on this web site. Just yesterday, two disturbing photographs were taken of Steve's gutt, displaying "Herman" for all of the Colorado Guy community ... Full Coverage

LEFTOVER FESTIVAL CAKE IN TRUNK FOR TWO WEEKS!
The Spirit Of The Gathering "Lives On" In Microbial Life!

BUENA VISTA, CO - The leftover cake from the barbeque at the 2006 Colorado Guy Festival had been sitting in the trunk of Scott Baker of Colorado Springs for the past two weeks, and Scott grinned proudly for the camera when the cake was finally revealed to the public ... Full Coverage

MESSY KITCHEN AREA BECOMES WAY "OUT OF HAND!"
Friend: "The Most Disgusting Spectacle I Have Ever Seen"

The messy kitchen area in Steve's cabin has become "out of hand" and recent photos reveal empty boxes, unwashed dishes, coffee grinds and other crap through the sink and counter top ... View Adventure

"GEORGE COSTANZA WALLET" CRITICIZED & MOCKED!
Photos Of Tattered Wallet Become Public Spectacle For Steve

Steve was mocked and criticized today by many of his web visitors when recent photos showed the condition of his old and tattered wallet that has been termed a "George Costanza" wallet. "The crap in your wallet is shameful!" wrote Paula in Denver ... Full Coverage

FISH STICKS AND PLAIN WAFFLES EATEN FOR LUNCH!

BUENA VISTA, CO - Here we go again with the scary and downright troubling eating stories! This afternoon Steve ate microwave fish sticks and blueberry waffles for lunch. He ate the waffles plain, with no butter, no syrup and no nothing! ... Full Coverage

STEVE BUYS LADIES SUNGLASSES AT WALMART!
Many Mock & Ridicule Steve, But He Insists "They Look Fine"

Steve admitted that his newly purchased pair of sunglasses he has recently worn had a label idenitifying it as a "ladies" design at a nearby Walmart. Since they fit comfortably and did not look too feminine-looking, he has been wearing them ever since, but not without a lot of people making fun of him ... Full Coverage

STEVE WEARS OUT WELCOME AT SAN DIEGO HOME!
Steve Deemed a "Squatter"; Refuses To Leave

SAN DIEGO, CA - Steve has allegedly "stayed too long" as a house guest at the home of Shana B. in San Diego, who has been giving subtle hints that it's time for Steve to leave. What was once a nice novelty of having the quirky and hilarious webmaster of this web site as a guest has turned into a nightmare! ... Full Coverage

Plastic Tag Has Been On T-Shirt For The Past FOUR YEARS!

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO - Talk about the embarrassment! Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi's light blue tie-dye t-shirt that he has been wearing for the past four years has always had the plastic tag stuck on the back of the shirt! Yes! For the past four years! ...View Adventure

STEVE COMES CLEAN ABOUT ADOPT HIGHWAY MOTIVES!
Steve Tearfully Admits "Getting A Date" Was Ultimate Goal!

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO - In a brief moment of honest with himself and others, Steve tearfully admitted that the true motive for him pursuing the Colorado Adopt A Highway program was for the hopes that he could get a date. He thought girls might think he would be cool to have a purple sign on Colorado Highway 24 ... Read More

STEVE VOMITS SPRING WATER ON KITCHEN COUNTER!
(Steve Foolishly Drinks 38-Year-Old Water During Party!)

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO - A gathering to celebrate Steve creation of his newest web sites "turned ugly" last night when he foolishly drank mineral water from an antique bottle of Manitou Mineral Water that dated back to 1967. Steve vomited on his friend's kitchen counter ... Full Coverage

CORN NIBLETS AND CANNED PEARS EATEN FOR DINNER!
The Scary Eating Stories Are Getting Worse and Worse!

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO - The scary food stories keep coming and coming! Last evening, Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi prepared and ate a meal that consisted of corn niblets and canned pears, as seen in the adjacent photo. "I'm really worried about you." wrote Laura ... Full Coverage

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Just curious, among the events so far reported about my bicycling in Texas, what event is most interesting to you? (See Days 21-26 in far left column)

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	The Fun Times in Dairy Queens
	The Lost Wallet in Brownfield
	The Rest Day with Glenda & Her Family
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