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Steve Uses Neighbor's Wi-Fi Connection
Inappropriate Valentine's Day Hearts
Early Text Messages To Friends
April Fools Day 2008
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Weed Whacker Won at Golf Tournament
Steve Avoids Kansas Turnpike
George Costanza Wallet
Hot Dog Candle Given As Gift
The Worst Breakfast Ever Eaten?
Locals Support Bike Ride
White Christmas Celebrated
Hair Consultant Josh Fired
Sad For People Who Live in Iowa
Rip In Steve's Jeans
Marshmellow Cake Smashed Against Forehead
Steve's Farmer's Tan
Bad White Elephant Gift
Steve's Farmer's Tan
Steve Orders Foofy Latte Drink
Big Gulp Drinking Streak
Major Win at Scrabble
Friends Make Concrete Tribute
Steve Kisses a Cactus
Mid-Life Crisis in Arizona
Coffee Creamer Incident
Meltdown Over Atonal Music
Banging Things Against His Head
Herman The Stomach
Fish Sticks and Waffles Lunch
Ladies Sunglasses
Squatter At San Diego Apartment
Plastic Tag On Tie-Dye Shirt
Motive For Apopt A Highway Sign
Antique Bottle of Mineral Water
Corn Niblets and Canned Pears For Dinner
Sneakers With Gapping Holes
Josh Hired As Steve's 18th Hair Consultant
Messy Kitchen Denounced
Leftover Cake In Truck For Two Weeks
The Dead Beat Hall Of Fame
Stomach Crunches At Old Faithful
Steve Breaks Garbage Record At Mountain Pass
Big Gulp Streak Reaches 24 Days
Jujyfruits Eaten To Celebrate Move
Messy Desk At Workplace
HC Pete Blasted As A Pretender
Shutout! Microsoft Hearts Victory!
High Score In Internet Asteroids Game
Christmas Tree Put Up In May
Bathroom Reading Books Revealed
Yankees Shirt Worn Four Days In A Row
Ms. Junior America Award Won
Tattered Colorado Atlas Criticized
Muffler Completely Falls Off; Car Makes "Barfing" Noises
Big Gulp Streak Ends at 33 Days
2006 Hair Consultant Election Results
Steve Finishes Large Jigsaw Puzzle
Hair Consultant Ben No-Shows Holiday
Passport Found Amidst Crap & Clutter
Shirt Celebration
Inappropriate Valentine's Day Hearts
Steve Sneaks Business Card At Starbucks
Woman Makes Steve A Southwestern Quilt
Local Couple Adopts Steve as Compassion Child
Close Call With Girl: Candle Stain Looks Like Vomit Stain
Hair Consultant Phil Fired In Disgrace
Muffler Falls Off Car
Steve Unsure How To Safely Wash New Sweater
The 2004 ColoradoGuy Festival Home Page
Hair Consultant Phil No-Show Barbeque
Extreme Ironing Feat Atop Pikes Peak
Dirty Kitchen Dishes In Sink
Steve Obsessed With Sniffing Scented Candle
Honda CRX Makes Loud Barfing Sound
Business Card Placed Illegally at Restaurant
Spaghetti Eaten Six Days in a Row
CPR Training Worries Steve Greatly
Raspberry Yogurt and "Bad Toast" for Dinner
Christmas Cards Sent in June
Inhaler Used on First Date
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Steve Unsure How To Safely Wash New Sweater
Newspaper used to Fix Wobbly Table
Sunscreen On Steve's Face
Adopting Highway is All About Meet Chicks
Sappy Christmas 2003 Letter From Steve
Steve Vomits After Eating Two Root Beer Floats
Martha Calls Manitou a "Suburb of Colorado Springs"
Starbucks Worker Receives Business Card
ColoradoGuy Business Cards Sent to Junkmailers
HC Martha's First Public Interview
The Hair Consultant History Page
Awful Wardrobe Criticized and Exposed
Sugar Cookies Stolen From Dine-In Buffet
Oatmeal Stain Concealed by Tie-Dye Shirt
12-Step Recovery Group Created for Diarrhea Sufferers
Steve's Bony Knees Declared Sex Symbols
Garbage Overflows at Steve's Residence
Gas Door Remains Shut at Gas Station
Hair Consultant Alissa Fired For Being a Deadbeat
Main Page of Steve's Cross-Colorado Bike Trip
Hair Consultant No-Shows Web Site Barbeque
Steve Runs Out of Hair Gel
Gas Door Remains Shut at Gas Station
Cheesy-Looking Postcard Placed at Sonic Restaurant
Steve Releases "Boredom Notes" From City Council Meeting
Workplace Politics: Co-Workers Battle To Name Copier
Woman Gives Steve Painful Armpit Noogie
Angry Woman Strangles Steve at Bible Study
Bingo Game Planned at Manitou City Council Meeting
Large Gapping Hole Develops In Shoe
Steve Asks Woman On Date and Gets Rejected
"Swirly Painting" Sold on Ebay
Apple Pie Looks JUST LIKE Boki's Stomach
12-Year-Old Girl Caught Smoking Cigarettes
Another Hair Consultant Bites the Dust; Rain Fired!
Hair Consultant Ward Fired in Disgrace
Local Manitou Woman Dreams About Steve
Steve Meets Cross Country Cyclist
Vanilla Coke Streak Reaches 23 Days
Butt Ugly Lamp Added to Living Room
Gas Door Remains Shut at Gas Station
Vanilla Coke and Gummy Bears Make Steve Happy
Hair Consultant Ward Labeled a "Do Nothing"
Eye Mucous Problem Troubles Steve
Concerned Woman Contributes Beef to Freezer
Steve Rides Bike to Ute Pass Summit
39 Cents Found Beneath Bed
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Brother Gives Steve His Arcade Tickets
Arcade Ticket Found on Sidewalk
Peace Activist Washes Steve's Dishes
Brother Gives Steve His Arcade Tickets
Hair Consultant Ward Has 59% Approval Rating
Steve Kicks Jae's Ass in Scrabble
English Muffin Shaped Like a Heart
High Scored Gained on Ms. Pac Man Machine
Cute Name Contest for Jae's Dog
Toilet Paper Purchased Just In Time
Steve Cuts Up Right Knee; Gets 7 Stitches
Steve Attends Manitou City Council Meetings for Penance
Local Woman Drops Coffee in Cafe
ELECTION 2002: Donna Ward Wins the Election
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Ugly 1950's Carpet Conceals Soda Stain
Ripped Shorts Become Inapproprite to Wear
Large Package of Goodies Arrives in Mail
Rain Shows Off Black Lizard Tattoo
Coffee Cup Collection Tossed in Garbage
Check out this funky-looking pizza I Got!
Steve Attends City Council Meetings As Act of Penance
Steve Has Romantic Crush on Martina Hingis
Steve Wins Workplace Chess Title
Two More Coffee Cups Added to Collection
Would You Eat This Icky-Looking Burrito?
Colorado Governor Declines Meeting With "ColoradoGuy"
An Update on Steve's Woeful Living Room Plants
How is Steve Killing His Living Room Plants?
Steve Displays His Coffee Cup Collection
Sister-In-Law Rejects Web Site AGAIN
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Long Hair Tied Into Attractive Braids
Baby Scores High On Cute-O-Meter!
Steve Auctions Wyoming Governor's Business Card
Chris Shaves Beard and Goatee
Indecision Over Ugly $5 Recliner
Steve Drives to the Wyoming State Line
Marching Band
Just Misses
Stomping on Horse Manure
Steve's Curls Protected by Silk Hair Bonnet
A Cute Picture Amber Drew For Me on Thanksgiving!
Apple-Shaped Candle Is LIGHTED UP!
Chris: "Psyched Over The Green Couch"
Playground Swing Hurts People's Bottoms
3-Year-Old Calls Steve a Girl
Apple-Shaped Candle Bought at Yard Sale
Dirty Dishes Linger In Kitchen Sink
Literary Cubism
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Christmas Cards Sent in October
10/11/02: Steve Endures a Really, Really Bad Day
Hot Chocolate Hits the Spot on Chilly Night
Artwork Added to Living Room Walls
Three UFO's Sighted in Manitou Springs
Dead Discolored Toe Nail Removed
Term Limits Imposed on Hair Consultant
Nagging Back Itch Bothers Emma
Web Site Returns to "Normal" After Attacks
Dried Chili Peppers Given as Anonymous Gift
Messy Car Grosses Out California Woman
Large Bulky Suitcase Annoys Steve
Three Dred Locks Removed From Steve's Hair
Who Wants a Starburst?
Melted Floppy Disk Accepted as Payment at Cafe
Apartment Decorations Slowly Coming Along
Trouble Opening Non-Dairy Creamer
Gardening Helps Man Overcome Thumb-Sucking Habit
Eric Ward Is Not Supporting Mother's Candidacy
Littleton Man Assaulted With Burrito
Baby Hannah Picks First Nose Booger
TANYA IS PREGNANT!
2194! Copy Machine Breaks Lou Gehrig's Record
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Nose Hairs Burned by Scented Candle
Hair Consultant Suddenly Fired
Garufi Meets Loyal Cincinnati Bengals Fan
Steve Eats 7 Cookies At Party; Gets Sick
Non-Farting Lifestyle Publicly Declared by Steve
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