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Steve Uses Neighbor's Wi-Fi Connection Inappropriate Valentine's Day Hearts Early Text Messages To Friends April Fools Day 2008 :) Weed Whacker Won at Golf Tournament Steve Avoids Kansas Turnpike George Costanza Wallet Hot Dog Candle Given As Gift The Worst Breakfast Ever Eaten? Locals Support Bike Ride White Christmas Celebrated Hair Consultant Josh Fired Sad For People Who Live in Iowa Rip In Steve's Jeans Marshmellow Cake Smashed Against Forehead Steve's Farmer's Tan Bad White Elephant Gift Steve's Farmer's Tan Steve Orders Foofy Latte Drink Big Gulp Drinking Streak Major Win at Scrabble Friends Make Concrete Tribute Steve Kisses a Cactus Mid-Life Crisis in Arizona Coffee Creamer Incident Meltdown Over Atonal Music Banging Things Against His Head Herman The Stomach Fish Sticks and Waffles Lunch Ladies Sunglasses Squatter At San Diego Apartment Plastic Tag On Tie-Dye Shirt Motive For Apopt A Highway Sign Antique Bottle of Mineral Water Corn Niblets and Canned Pears For Dinner Sneakers With Gapping Holes Josh Hired As Steve's 18th Hair Consultant Messy Kitchen Denounced Leftover Cake In Truck For Two Weeks The Dead Beat Hall Of Fame Stomach Crunches At Old Faithful Steve Breaks Garbage Record At Mountain Pass Big Gulp Streak Reaches 24 Days Jujyfruits Eaten To Celebrate Move Messy Desk At Workplace HC Pete Blasted As A Pretender Shutout! 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High Score In Internet Asteroids Game Christmas Tree Put Up In May Bathroom Reading Books Revealed Yankees Shirt Worn Four Days In A Row Ms. Junior America Award Won Tattered Colorado Atlas Criticized Muffler Completely Falls Off; Car Makes "Barfing" Noises Big Gulp Streak Ends at 33 Days 2006 Hair Consultant Election Results Steve Finishes Large Jigsaw Puzzle Hair Consultant Ben No-Shows Holiday Passport Found Amidst Crap & Clutter Shirt Celebration Inappropriate Valentine's Day Hearts Steve Sneaks Business Card At Starbucks Woman Makes Steve A Southwestern Quilt Local Couple Adopts Steve as Compassion Child Close Call With Girl: Candle Stain Looks Like Vomit Stain Hair Consultant Phil Fired In Disgrace Muffler Falls Off Car Steve Unsure How To Safely Wash New Sweater The 2004 ColoradoGuy Festival Home Page Hair Consultant Phil No-Show Barbeque Extreme Ironing Feat Atop Pikes Peak Dirty Kitchen Dishes In Sink Steve Obsessed With Sniffing Scented Candle Honda CRX Makes Loud Barfing Sound Business Card Placed Illegally at Restaurant Spaghetti Eaten Six Days in a Row CPR Training Worries Steve Greatly Raspberry Yogurt and "Bad Toast" for Dinner Christmas Cards Sent in June Inhaler Used on First Date Blah blah blah bl-blah Yakitty Yak Blah blah Steve Unsure How To Safely Wash New Sweater Newspaper used to Fix Wobbly Table Sunscreen On Steve's Face Adopting Highway is All About Meet Chicks Sappy Christmas 2003 Letter From Steve Steve Vomits After Eating Two Root Beer Floats Martha Calls Manitou a "Suburb of Colorado Springs" Starbucks Worker Receives Business Card ColoradoGuy Business Cards Sent to Junkmailers HC Martha's First Public Interview The Hair Consultant History Page Awful Wardrobe Criticized and Exposed Sugar Cookies Stolen From Dine-In Buffet Oatmeal Stain Concealed by Tie-Dye Shirt 12-Step Recovery Group Created for Diarrhea Sufferers Steve's Bony Knees Declared Sex Symbols Garbage Overflows at Steve's Residence Gas Door Remains Shut at Gas Station Hair Consultant Alissa Fired For Being a Deadbeat Main Page of Steve's Cross-Colorado Bike Trip Hair Consultant No-Shows Web Site Barbeque Steve Runs Out of Hair Gel Gas Door Remains Shut at Gas Station Cheesy-Looking Postcard Placed at Sonic Restaurant Steve Releases "Boredom Notes" From City Council Meeting Workplace Politics: Co-Workers Battle To Name Copier Woman Gives Steve Painful Armpit Noogie Angry Woman Strangles Steve at Bible Study Bingo Game Planned at Manitou City Council Meeting Large Gapping Hole Develops In Shoe Steve Asks Woman On Date and Gets Rejected "Swirly Painting" Sold on Ebay Apple Pie Looks JUST LIKE Boki's Stomach 12-Year-Old Girl Caught Smoking Cigarettes Another Hair Consultant Bites the Dust; Rain Fired! Hair Consultant Ward Fired in Disgrace Local Manitou Woman Dreams About Steve Steve Meets Cross Country Cyclist Vanilla Coke Streak Reaches 23 Days Butt Ugly Lamp Added to Living Room Gas Door Remains Shut at Gas Station Vanilla Coke and Gummy Bears Make Steve Happy Hair Consultant Ward Labeled a "Do Nothing" Eye Mucous Problem Troubles Steve Concerned Woman Contributes Beef to Freezer Steve Rides Bike to Ute Pass Summit 39 Cents Found Beneath Bed! Brother Gives Steve His Arcade Tickets Arcade Ticket Found on Sidewalk Peace Activist Washes Steve's Dishes Brother Gives Steve His Arcade Tickets Hair Consultant Ward Has 59% Approval Rating Steve Kicks Jae's Ass in Scrabble English Muffin Shaped Like a Heart High Scored Gained on Ms. Pac Man Machine Cute Name Contest for Jae's Dog Toilet Paper Purchased Just In Time Steve Cuts Up Right Knee; Gets 7 Stitches Steve Attends Manitou City Council Meetings for Penance Local Woman Drops Coffee in Cafe ELECTION 2002: Donna Ward Wins the Election! Ugly 1950's Carpet Conceals Soda Stain Ripped Shorts Become Inapproprite to Wear Large Package of Goodies Arrives in Mail Rain Shows Off Black Lizard Tattoo Coffee Cup Collection Tossed in Garbage Check out this funky-looking pizza I Got! Steve Attends City Council Meetings As Act of Penance Steve Has Romantic Crush on Martina Hingis Steve Wins Workplace Chess Title Two More Coffee Cups Added to Collection Would You Eat This Icky-Looking Burrito? Colorado Governor Declines Meeting With "ColoradoGuy" An Update on Steve's Woeful Living Room Plants How is Steve Killing His Living Room Plants? Steve Displays His Coffee Cup Collection Sister-In-Law Rejects Web Site AGAIN! Long Hair Tied Into Attractive Braids Baby Scores High On Cute-O-Meter! Steve Auctions Wyoming Governor's Business Card Chris Shaves Beard and Goatee Indecision Over Ugly $5 Recliner Steve Drives to the Wyoming State Line Marching Band Just Misses Stomping on Horse Manure Steve's Curls Protected by Silk Hair Bonnet A Cute Picture Amber Drew For Me on Thanksgiving! Apple-Shaped Candle Is LIGHTED UP! Chris: "Psyched Over The Green Couch" Playground Swing Hurts People's Bottoms 3-Year-Old Calls Steve a Girl Apple-Shaped Candle Bought at Yard Sale Dirty Dishes Linger In Kitchen Sink Literary Cubism? Christmas Cards Sent in October 10/11/02: Steve Endures a Really, Really Bad Day Hot Chocolate Hits the Spot on Chilly Night Artwork Added to Living Room Walls Three UFO's Sighted in Manitou Springs Dead Discolored Toe Nail Removed Term Limits Imposed on Hair Consultant Nagging Back Itch Bothers Emma Web Site Returns to "Normal" After Attacks Dried Chili Peppers Given as Anonymous Gift Messy Car Grosses Out California Woman Large Bulky Suitcase Annoys Steve Three Dred Locks Removed From Steve's Hair Who Wants a Starburst? Melted Floppy Disk Accepted as Payment at Cafe Apartment Decorations Slowly Coming Along Trouble Opening Non-Dairy Creamer Gardening Helps Man Overcome Thumb-Sucking Habit Eric Ward Is Not Supporting Mother's Candidacy Littleton Man Assaulted With Burrito Baby Hannah Picks First Nose Booger TANYA IS PREGNANT! 2194! Copy Machine Breaks Lou Gehrig's Record Blah Blah Blah Blah blah! Nose Hairs Burned by Scented Candle Hair Consultant Suddenly Fired Garufi Meets Loyal Cincinnati Bengals Fan Steve Eats 7 Cookies At Party; Gets Sick Non-Farting Lifestyle Publicly Declared by Steve

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