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Compulsive Banging Of Things Against Head Becomes Serious Problem!
Steve's Smashes Coffee Cake Against Forehead; Plans To Seek Counseling - November 2005
BUENA VISTA, COLORADO -- Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi finally admitted
he has a "problem" that warrants seeking counseling.
Namely, Steve continues to periodically bang things against his head as seen in these photos.
Today, overjoyed that his high-speed DSL was finally working properly,
the so-called "Internet personality" was so ecstatic that he smashed a slab of coffee cake against
his forehead while in the mountains. (See adjacent photo)
"It didn't hurt much. I just like banging things against my head sometimes and I don't know why." explained Steve.
Steve plans to seek counseling to understand the roots
of his habit from a psychological standpoint.
Why Would He Do Such A Thing?!
Some of Steve's web followers contend his use of slapstick humor
is based upon the fact that he really isn't that funny and
he probably can't think of more interesting "news stories"
to write about himself. Of course, his head banging problem could be connected to his lack of a
"real job" and inability to get a girlfriend, but that is another topic.
"I really think you should stop the Three Stooges stuff
and start doing some sophisticated types of humor." wrote
Carl Martin in Colorado Springs.
"STOP HURTING YOURSELF LIKE THAT! IT'S NOT WORTH IT.....
PLEASE listen to me.... Its okay to be funny and crazy but you need to
take care of your body." wrote Julie S., a regular visitor on the
"But that's the thing. I don't do it to be funny. I just do it and I can't explain why." explained Steve,
"I've gotten a whole
bunch of e-mails from people who love the video clip, by the way."
In that clip that was shown on www.PieceOfGarbage.com for quite awhile, Steve dramatically slammed a video
cassette against his head, with the thumbnail photo showing him in utter
pain after the impact.
Among other incidents, Steve compulsively slammed a Dunkin' Donuts
blueberry donut against his head while meeting with teenagers in 2002
(left), and banged a fan against the side of his head last summer with his digital camera rolling.
"I'll admit the fan hurt. Just thinking about it really upsets me." said Steve.
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