Colorado Guy Home Christmas Lights

Angry Woman Pummels Steve At Local Bible Study!

Friend Loses Temper; Strangles Steve On Couch For Unwanted Picture Taking - March 20, 2003

Bible Study COLORADO SPRINGS, CO -- A major fight on the couch erupted at a local Colorado Springs bible study when an aggravated woman's emotions were pushed over the edge after Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi had taken one too many unsolicited pictures during last night's weekly meeting.

Lisa Anderson, a friend in Manitou Springs, stated she had "just about had it" with Steve when she lunged at him and strangled his neck while forcefully pinning his body down on the couch.

"You always take pictures of people looking bad." yelled Lisa, "That's wrong and now you're going to pay!"

At first, Steve thought Lisa was joking and he continued to laugh harder and harder as she attempted to hurt him. However, when Lisa rammed her knee in his stomach and continued shake his neck, that's when he realized how serious she was.

"It began to hurt a little at that point, I'll admit that." said Steve.

LisaBased on the adjacent photo, Steve photographed Lisa as she sat conspicuously in a yoga position with her hands together. Her mouth looked contorted and her facial expression exhibited signs of possible emotional instability.

"The sad thing about all this is, shouldn't you have been studying your bible?. Is there any order to your meeting?" asked co-worker Jessica D., upon learning the news.

"I have a question: What would Jesus do?" who witnessed the event, "Or better yet, what pictures would Jesus take with his digital camera?"

rightSteve has gained a reputation for taking awful pictures of himself and occasionally photographing his friends when they are not expecting it. Steve spitting up coffee creamer from a botched attempt to "chug" an entire bottle is an example of questionable photography. Also, during the 2006 Colorado Guy Festival, Steve snapped photos of nine of his friends eating pizza in Estes Park (right photo), many of whom had no idea shots were being taken.

After the incident, Lisa and Steve appeared to have made up and are still friends, but Steve admitted he will think twice about pulling out the camera at the bible study.

"We hiked the Manitou Incline once and she was okay with that," contended Steve, "I'll just have to watch myself at the meetings."


You are welcome to share your thoughts about the incident at Steve's bible study on the:

FRIENDSHIP BOARD



Home | Adventures | Literature | Chat | Video Clips | Friendship Board | ColoradoGuy Store | Word Searches | News | Web Cam | Steve's MySpace

Copyright © ColoradoGuy.com - All rights reserved