Angry Woman Pummels Steve At Local Bible Study!
Friend Loses Temper; Strangles Steve On Couch For Unwanted Picture Taking - March 20, 2003
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO -- A major fight on the couch erupted at a local
Colorado Springs bible study when an aggravated woman's emotions were
pushed over the edge after Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi had taken one too
many unsolicited pictures during last night's weekly meeting.
Lisa Anderson, a friend in Manitou Springs, stated she had "just about
had it" with Steve when she lunged at him and strangled his
neck while forcefully pinning his body down on the couch.
"You always take pictures of people looking bad." yelled Lisa,
"That's wrong and now you're going to pay!"
At first, Steve thought Lisa was joking and he continued to laugh harder
and harder as she attempted to hurt him. However, when Lisa rammed her knee
in his stomach and continued shake his neck,
that's when he realized how serious she was.
"It began to hurt a little at that point, I'll admit that." said Steve.
Based on the adjacent photo, Steve photographed Lisa
as she sat conspicuously in a yoga position with her hands
together. Her mouth looked contorted
and her facial expression exhibited signs of possible emotional instability.
"The sad thing about all this is,
shouldn't you have been studying your bible?. Is there any order to your meeting?"
asked co-worker Jessica D., upon learning the news.
"I have a question: What would Jesus do?" who witnessed the event,
"Or better yet, what pictures would Jesus take with his digital camera?"
Steve has gained a reputation for taking awful pictures of himself and
occasionally photographing his friends when they are not expecting it.
Steve spitting up coffee creamer
from a botched attempt to "chug" an entire
bottle is an example of questionable photography. Also, during the 2006 Colorado Guy Festival,
Steve snapped photos of nine of his friends eating pizza
in Estes Park (right photo), many of whom had no idea shots were being taken.
After the incident, Lisa and Steve appeared
to have made up and are still friends, but Steve admitted
he will think twice about pulling out the camera at the bible study.
"We hiked the Manitou Incline once and she was okay with that,"
contended Steve, "I'll just have to watch myself at the meetings."
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