COLORADO SPRINGS, COLO. -- A gathering to celebrate Steve "Colorado Guy" Garufi's creation of his newest web site
"turned ugly" last night when he foolishly drank mineral water from an antique bottle of
Manitou Mineral Water that dated back to 1967.
"I thought, 'What the heck? I wonder if it would be good to drink'",
explained Steve, "I don't think the water was that bad, but I
got nervous and worriedand spit it out all over Anne's kitchen counter."
Anne, the owner of the townhome, was not pleased with Steve
puking on her kitchen countertop.
"You could have at least hurled it into the sink. That was so gross!" shouted Anne.
Steve bought the antique bottle for five dollars at a local Manitou Springs gift shop four years ago,
and the souviner sat on a shelf in his living room since then.
"I got bored looking at it, and the curiosity got to me. I knew I would drink it," explained Steve.
This is not the first time Steve has engaged in kind of behavior. In 2003, Steve ate two early morning
root beer floats and then vomited in his kitchen sink while his roommate laughed and took
pictures of the event. He also barfed after drinking an entire bottle of coffee creamer in front of his neighbor.
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