Just yesterday, two disturbing photographs were taken of Steve's gutt, displaying "Herman" for all of the ColoradoGuy community.

"Wow! You look like you a pregnant woman." said Anne (known as the "eHarmony match") who took both pictures with Steve's digital camera, "The only problem is, your stomach won't go down after you've had your baby."

After an embarrassing shot of "Herman The Stomach" oozing through his Krispy Kreme t-shirt (while hiking the Heizer Trail in Cascade, Colorado - adjacent) and an awful view of his fat stomach seemingly pulsating in his living room (above), the idea of naming his stomach "Herman" came to Steve.

"I feel like a fat piece of garbage. Look at this stomach! Goodness!" exclaimed Steve.

Kelly Martin of Olathe, Kansas used cutting sarcasm to challenge Steve. "That's ironic. Could there be a link to you eating Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and your big gutt? Gee, I wonder." said Kelly, who also informed Steve that she recently sent him a 30-pound care package in response to his "Raspberry Yogurt and Bad Toast" news story.

"This (care package) will help you get by. Your stomach is gonna love it." she added.

Steve considered lifting his shirt to get pictures of his bare stomach, but warned it would "not be a pretty sight."

"Doing that wouldn't be a good idea. One of these days I'll begin doing stomach crunches, but until then ..." reflected Steve.