Hi folks. The quality of "Jane's picture" came out poorly because I was using my Dad's film camera. But alas, the UPS guy should be coming within hours to deliver back my digital camera! :)
Sister-In-Law "Jane" Continues Picture Ban; But Will Give Business Cards to Dating Hopefuls
January 4, 2001
WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY -- While strictly adhering to her controversial policy
of disallowing Steve to post any picture of her on his web site,
Steve's sister-in-law, publicly known by the alias "Jane," has
offered to give out Steve's business cards to attractive and
available single women that Jane comes in contact with at her workplace.
Jane, who has openly voiced her desire for Steve
to "cut his hair, move back home and get a normal job," believes her attempt
to end Steve's singleness may help him settle down and get a life.
"Nothing has changed with your web site ... I want nothing to do with it, but I like your
business cards," said Jane, "I do know some single women and although
they might not be your type, I can at least try."
Although Steve's sister-in-law is employed in a workplace dominated by males in midtown Manhattan,
she did mention Ann Whitaker, a former co-worker with a vibrant personality as a possibile match.
To Steve's disappointment, Whitaker was not available for comment.
"Hey, I'm all for Jane passing out those business cards." explained Steve,
"The way I see it, I could meet some hot-shot corporate woman who might come to her senses
and realize how much nicer Colorado is than New York."
The business cards, which Steve recently produced
with Visual Business Cards software, are self-designed with the ColoradoGuy
and SteveGarufi.com logo, along with a ridiculous close-up picture focusing on his forehead.
Above his address, phone number and name is the title, "Internet Personality."
According to reports, "Jane's" efforts are part of a joint effort
with Steve's mother to "set Steve up" with a woman who lives in the
Northeast, thus motivating him to move closer to his family in New Jersey or New York.
"I talked to your Mom and she definitely wants you to meet
somebody close to home. That's her hope." explained Robyn
Wines of Greenwood Lake, New York.
Jane, who married Steve's older brother Dave five years ago,
made news last year when she shocked the ColoradoGuy community by announcing her picture ban.
At this time, no picture of Jane reveals her facial features, with most photographs
merely displaying the back of her head.
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