Sister-In Law Jane in the News Again!
Hi folks. The quality of "Jane's picture" came out poorly because I was using my Dad's film camera. But alas, the UPS guy should be coming within hours to deliver back my digital camera! :)

Sister-In-Law "Jane" Continues Picture Ban;
But Will Give Business Cards to Dating Hopefuls

January 4, 2001

Sister-In-Law Jane Holds Some of Steve's Business Cards WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY -- While strictly adhering to her controversial policy of disallowing Steve to post any picture of her on his web site, Steve's sister-in-law, publicly known by the alias "Jane," has offered to give out Steve's business cards to attractive and available single women that Jane comes in contact with at her workplace.

Jane, who has openly voiced her desire for Steve to "cut his hair, move back home and get a normal job," believes her attempt to end Steve's singleness may help him settle down and get a life.

"Nothing has changed with your web site ... I want nothing to do with it, but I like your business cards," said Jane, "I do know some single women and although they might not be your type, I can at least try."

Although Steve's sister-in-law is employed in a workplace dominated by males in midtown Manhattan, she did mention Ann Whitaker, a former co-worker with a vibrant personality as a possibile match. To Steve's disappointment, Whitaker was not available for comment.

"Hey, I'm all for Jane passing out those business cards." explained Steve, "The way I see it, I could meet some hot-shot corporate woman who might come to her senses and realize how much nicer Colorado is than New York."

Steve's Business CardsThe business cards, which Steve recently produced with Visual Business Cards software, are self-designed with the ColoradoGuy and SteveGarufi.com logo, along with a ridiculous close-up picture focusing on his forehead. Above his address, phone number and name is the title, "Internet Personality."

According to reports, "Jane's" efforts are part of a joint effort with Steve's mother to "set Steve up" with a woman who lives in the Northeast, thus motivating him to move closer to his family in New Jersey or New York.

"I talked to your Mom and she definitely wants you to meet somebody close to home. That's her hope." explained Robyn Wines of Greenwood Lake, New York.

Jane, who married Steve's older brother Dave five years ago, made news last year when she shocked the ColoradoGuy community by announcing her picture ban. At this time, no picture of Jane reveals her facial features, with most photographs merely displaying the back of her head.


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