Large, Gapping Hole Develops In Steve's Left Shoe
January 28, 2003
MANITOU SPRINGS, CO -- A large, gapping hole has developed in
the left shoe of Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi and that opening appears
to be growing at a very rapid pace, according to recent reports.
The hole, which protrudes from the area of Steve's left toe, became
so noticeable this week that Steve's co-workers and counseling clients
have pointed out the obvious blemish in his foot attire.
"Dude, you have got to get new shoes! Just look at them." exclaimed R.A.,
a co-worker at Steve's workplace.
As the large hole continues to widen, pictures reveal Steve's old shoe is
also in dire need of a new shoe lace, another need that the self-proclaimed
"Internet personality" has neglected to address.
"Steve, I've noticed all of your clothing is old. If it's not your
shoes, it's that old wornout Rutgers shirt or your ripped shorts
or something else." typed Jaid, an Internet friend who
frequently visits the Friendship Board and chat room on this web site.
Amidst all the social pressure to upgrade his wardrobe, Steve seemed
indecisive over what he plans to do with his shoes.
"You know, I hear it almost everyday about these shoes … and they're
right. I hate to say it, but I just can't stand going shopping … so
I keep wearing them." he replied.
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