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Two Root Beer Floats Foolishly Eaten For Breakfast!

(Steve Vomits an Hour Later at Kitchen Sink)

November 12, 2003

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO -- With hardly any real food in his home, Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi impulsively ate two root beer floats this morning at his Manitou Springs residence, which led to a horrific scene of Steve vomiting an hour later in his kitchen sink.

As he was finishing his second root beer float at 7:50 a.m., Steve felt throbbing pains of nausea in his stomach and edged towards the sink to "let loose". To make matters worse and much more embarrassing, Jesse, Steve's roommate, laughed and took pictures during the entire incident.

"'Good mother of Sunday!' That's what I always say to freaks like you. You're going to make me throw up!" shouted Shon McKenzie of Colorado Springs, a regular visitor of this web site.

"May I suggest that the next time you think of doing this, that you turn on your brain and use it?" replied Kelly Martin, who learned of the news in a late afternoon phone call.

Later in the day, Steve admitted that his act was fairly irrational, especially since it was breakfast time.

"I just looked around the cupboards and I knew there was nothing there (because Steve always procrastinates with buying groceries). So I thought, 'What the heck?'" stated the Internet personality.

"I feel bad that I vomited. I hate that sick feeling that runs through your body."

Subjects like drinking soda and vomiting have been published on this web site before. In January 2001, Steve was photographed while vomiting a caramel at a Starbucks with a friend. He also drank 44-ounces of Vanilla Coke for 27 consecutive days last fall, as a pathetic and ultimately unsuccessful way to gain publicity.


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